Ode to Aerobic Upkeep by Pete Galbraith

Oh Country Place nice resident your bright green grass looks swell,
I wonder if the fertilizer is what’s giving off that smell?
Without quarterly inspections the exact cause we can’t tell
Your effort to just get it fixed is what we must compel.

More than one of your fine neighbors is gonna have a fit,
We suspect that your aerobic system is the cause of it.
Perhaps it is the aerator or chemicals that don’t fit,
But one thing is completely sure, your yard sure smells like….poop.

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